This story is about butts and poop. IF you don't think that stories with butts and poop in them are funny, stop reading.
In Pre-K land, I had a little boy who was a regular visitor to the potty right after nap. Like clockwork. I even knew that I'd let nap run a little late if my sweet bathroom buddy woke up to go.
Usually he just went in and came out and all was done in a matter of minutes.
One day he goes in....and I wait....and wait....and let the others who need to "go" use the poty next door... and wait....and wait... I didn't want to interrupt... I knew he was ok from the one-sided conversation that was going on.
At the 10 minute mark I decided that enough is enough.
"Sweet Love? How ya doin in there?"
"Um..."
"Well, tell me what's wrong...."
"Um... Miss G? Mybuttwon'tletmypoopcomeout."
"Your.... what?"
"My BUTT... won't LET... my POOOOOOOP.... come OUT."
oh my.
"Well... can you tell you butt you'll just try again later?"
"Yeah... that works."
SO glad we can all get along.
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First Year Blond:
Hi! I'm FYB - and I'm making the big leap from corporate America to teach 5th grade in a small suburb of Dallas. I love fishing and I'm excited about planning my upcoming wedding. I can't wait to share stories of my first year, my fifth graders, and my learning moments.
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Hello! I'm Mrs. G and I teach 5th grade in the heart of a South-ish Texas city . My kiddos think they are tough but are just your typical 11 year olds. I made the big switch from pre-school to 5th grade this year and I'm excited about not tying shoes or buttoning pants anymore! I'll be sharing "big kid" stories as well as stories of my precious babies from the last few years. I love being in the classroom and I love when my students love learning!
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Hi! I'm Mrs. C and I teach special ed., severely disabled students in a really big city in Texas. We're just working on letter sounds and one-syllable or simple words, so my name was a bit of a challenge... Mrs. C it is and forever shall it be! Unlike these other ladies, I have the same group of kids for up to 6 consecutive years, so we're practically family by the end. Talk about stories! I love those little guys! It's the small things in life.
Hi! I'm FYB - and I'm making the big leap from corporate America to teach 5th grade in a small suburb of Dallas. I love fishing and I'm excited about planning my upcoming wedding. I can't wait to share stories of my first year, my fifth graders, and my learning moments.
Mrs.G:
Hello! I'm Mrs. G and I teach 5th grade in the heart of a South-ish Texas city . My kiddos think they are tough but are just your typical 11 year olds. I made the big switch from pre-school to 5th grade this year and I'm excited about not tying shoes or buttoning pants anymore! I'll be sharing "big kid" stories as well as stories of my precious babies from the last few years. I love being in the classroom and I love when my students love learning!
Mrs. C:
Hi! I'm Mrs. C and I teach special ed., severely disabled students in a really big city in Texas. We're just working on letter sounds and one-syllable or simple words, so my name was a bit of a challenge... Mrs. C it is and forever shall it be! Unlike these other ladies, I have the same group of kids for up to 6 consecutive years, so we're practically family by the end. Talk about stories! I love those little guys! It's the small things in life.
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